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[catchacold]

You're missing out.

[socialactivillain]

[ There's a noticeable delay while he figures out texting. Luckily, he's smart. ]

On?

[catchacold]

[Ah, the Nineties. Some things were a lot simpler back then, weren't they?]

Hot yoga.

[socialactivillain]

Oh my god did you enroll in his class

[catchacold]

I'm not really the type for yoga.

But he's giving a public display at the mall.

[socialactivillain]

[ There's another long pause, but not because he's trying to figure out his phone this time. ]



Which mall?

[catchacold]

I can send you the address.

I can also send you a video.

[socialactivillain]

Against my better judgement, send me the address

[catchacold]

[Since he's from this century, here it is as an attachment.]

I'll save you a spot.

[socialactivillain]

Thanks. I think.

[catchacold]

Fair warning: He's shirtless.

[socialactivillain]

[ Why. ]

Seriously?

[catchacold]

Do I look like a hot yoga expert to you?

Judging by the crowd it's to attract women in their thirties to fifties.

[socialactivillain]

There's nothing about this that isn't unsettling.

[ He says like he's not on his way. ]

[catchacold]

I agree. Impossible to look away from though, I've tried.

If he plays his cards right, there's a woman in the first row who'd be ready to have him be step-daddy to her children by tomorrow.

text;

[catchacold]

Did you know that in 2016, Donald Trump is actually a serious presidential candidate?

Seems he has an equivalent here.

[socialactivillain]

...Did James put you up to this?

[catchacold]

Doubt I'm going to let James' influence get to me any time soon.

[socialactivillain]

That's probably for the best.

[catchacold]

You just missed out on a lot of bullshit the last twenty-something years. Some good. Mostly bad.

[socialactivillain]

Seriously, though, Donald Trump? What's his platform, "my hotels go bankrupt, so let me bankrupt the country, too"? There's no way anyone's buying that.

[catchacold]

Pretty much. He started with just one million dollar, so he pulled himself up from nothing and then there's a lot of blaming Muslims and Mexicans. He wants to build a wall. It's idiotic. People like idiocy.

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[pyrogue]

[ Mick's wandering the house, vaguely looking for Piper.

He kinda wants to ask him about something, but at the same time really, really doesn't. But he also kinda wants to check in, so... maybe he can ease into it. ]

[socialactivillain]

No one likes idiocy enough to elect it president, though.


[ Right? ]

[socialactivillain]

[ Luckily, the sound of flute playing makes him relatively easy to track to the back yard, where he's sitting with his feet in the pool, playing something quiet. ]