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[socialactivillain]

That'd be great, actually. Are we bringing Poptart?

[airshow]

Well, yeah! I have him for the whole day!

[socialactivillain]

I hope he likes whatever band is playing, then.

[airshow]

I'm sure he'll like it almost half as much as you. Shall we?

[socialactivillain]

Lead the way.

[airshow]

Should I offer you my arm?

[ HAHA HE'S HILARIOUS ]

[socialactivillain]

[ Well, Piper laughs at least. Oh James, you and your weird jokes! ]

No, but I'll take Poptart's reins, if you want?

[airshow]

If you want. [ He holds them out; the pony tosses his head. ] He's your birthday horse.

[socialactivillain]

[ Piper sets a hand on the side of Poptart's neck and takes the reins, following James down the sidewalk. ]

You know, I've never had a birthday horse before.

[airshow]

I thought all rich kids got birthday horses.

[socialactivillain]

Maybe, but not this one.

[airshow]

I could get you thirtysomething more to make up for it!

[socialactivillain]

Thirty-something ponies might not get along so well with the chinchilla.

[airshow]

Why's that? They're all vegetarians.

[socialactivillain]

Some of them are big vegetarians with stompy feet, though.

[airshow]

So that just makes it a challenge.