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[cigarbribery]

Avengers, Justice League—what are they gonna come up with next? Revengers? Superfriends?

Definitely not how it works where I'm from. Most of the superheroes I can name are based out of New York, though Captain America was in DC for a while before SHIELD went belly-up. I don't know about villains, they don't seem that common, and the ones I know about are in jail.

[Wilson Fisk absolutely counts as a comic-book supervillain, in Foggy's opinion.]

You can talk to rats, and I can generate fog. I feel like we should lodge a complaint or something.

[socialactivillain]

A lot are in jail in my world, too, but the thing about locking up people with superpowers
(or who are smart enough to make things comparable to superpowers)
they don't tend to stay locked up.

[ Easily half the people Piper knows have done at least some time, himself included. ]

Should we lodge a complaint, or volunteer our services for a local haunted house?

[cigarbribery]

Turns out ordinary jail cells are not great for holding people with superpowers that can help them bust out of jail, who knew.

Now that you're talking about it, I'm kind of surprised we're not overrun with cackling maniacs who want to take over the world or brooding vigilantes right now.

[He's heard some stories, but—surprisingly not as much as he thought there would be. It's weird.]

I won't deny it, that last option sounds a lot more attractive than filing a complaint that's just going to get lost among all the others.