[ He tried to lead into it, he swears. But it just sort of bursts out: ]
Weird as in, he tried to hit on you too? [ Wait, shit, he didn't mean to add the too there. Change the subject? ]
James says you're not allowed to date him. [ Completely and 100% James, Mick totally wasn't a part of this he would never care too much about who's dating Cold.
First of all, since when does James get a vote in who I'm allowed to date? [ Yes, because that's the important thing here. ]
Secondly, no matter how much he was flirting with me, and no matter how weird an alternate universe he's from, in what life would I ever consider dating Cold?
[ Under any other circumstances, he'd normally be at least a little amused by James' particular sense of humor, but that's a little too real right now. Instead, he huffs a sigh. ]
He'd poke a bear with a stick. Cold's practically a polar bear as is.
[ Mick rubs the bridge of his nose. The same question he asked Trickster is running through his head now. But it seems to be even more relevant, now that he knows there's substance behind the suspicions and not just him and James getting each other riled up. ]
No, doesn't seem to. Just seems... weird to leave it. But then what am I gonna say? "Sorry I'm not him"? Can't apologize for something that's not my fault.
It's surreal as all hell. If you'd told me that in an alternate universe me 'n Cold would be -- hell. [ His head is officially in his hands by this point. ] I don't wanna think about it.
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ry i dont know what i'm doing, jesus take the wheel
Weird as in, he tried to hit on you too? [ Wait, shit, he didn't mean to add the too there. Change the subject? ]
James says you're not allowed to date him. [ Completely and 100% James, Mick totally wasn't a part of this he would never care too much about who's dating Cold.
#nailedit ]
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Secondly, no matter how much he was flirting with me, and no matter how weird an alternate universe he's from, in what life would I ever consider dating Cold?
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[ He leans back, hands on the grass, relaxing a little. ]
That's what I said, you know. It's Cold. None of us would ever... [ Unless he himself is. In an alternate universe. He trails off, making a face. ]
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...So, what do you think you're like in his world? Has he said anything?
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[ HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS... ]
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He implies a lotta things. Have you noticed? Guy seems allergic to saying anything outright.
[ Beat. But that doesn't mean he can resist asking. ] What'd he say?
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Maybe.
To a man.
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That... would explain what Trickster was telling me about. He said he joked that Cold and I were married. He apparently didn't take the joke well.
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He really just can't help himself, can he?
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[ Mick rubs the bridge of his nose. The same question he asked Trickster is running through his head now. But it seems to be even more relevant, now that he knows there's substance behind the suspicions and not just him and James getting each other riled up. ]
What am I supposed to do?
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I don't think you can do anything. It's not like he... expects anything from you, right?
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It's surreal as all hell. If you'd told me that in an alternate universe me 'n Cold would be -- hell. [ His head is officially in his hands by this point. ] I don't wanna think about it.
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[ He wrinkles his nose. ] Neither do I, to be honest.
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[ Mick sighs a little before falling silent.
He's not gonna think about it. No. Nope.
He's thinking about it. ] This Cold is different, right? Not like our Len at all.