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[catchacold]

Yeah. They went to and back for a while, but we've got it now.

Not that I give a damn about being legal. Still.

[socialactivillain]

[ There's a long pause here, while Piper thinks nice and hard about the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" and how it applies to him.

Eventually, curiosity wins. ]

"We" as in the country, or the Community?

[catchacold]

We, the people.

Not much one for community either.

[socialactivillain]

[ Dammit, Leonard, he's trying to be subtle for once in his life. ]

...So, are you?

Married, I mean.

[catchacold]

No.

Never cared to make it legal.

[How is that for subtle?]

[socialactivillain]

[ Well that answers one question and creates about a hundred more. ]

Right. I guess you did say you didn't care much for legality.

[catchacold]

Also difficult to get a marriage license when you got out of prison through the back door.

Doesn't really matter, I never paid taxes anyway.

[socialactivillain]

When you put it that way, it makes parole sound a lot more romantic.

[ He's taking a page from Trickster's book here, making a joke to divert attention from the deeply awkward conversation topic. ]

[catchacold]

Cute.

[First he wants him to stop being so subtle, now he's saying too much. What is it with you people.]

I'm not your people's Captain Cold. Don't really know how to make that less unsettling for you. Although not asking things you don't want to know might help.

[socialactivillain]

[ Mistakes were made, okay? ]

I don't think there is any way to make it less unsettling. It'll just take time to adjust to. Which is why I'm asking questions in the first place. I was hoping maybe getting to know you would make it less weird.

[ Obviously he was wrong. ]

[catchacold]

[He's pretty sure none of this is okay.]

Funny. Usually people get unsettled because they think I don't have emotions.

So. Getting to know each other. You married?

[See? Awkward.]

[socialactivillain]

[ Honestly, talking about his own trainwreck of a love life is less awkward. ]

No. Actually recently single, I think. We didn't really have the time to talk things through before I showed up here.

[catchacold]

Good, focusing on that seems easier overall.

Could be less inconvenient, good for you.

Unless you're very broken up about it. Hard to gauge tone over text.

[socialactivillain]

I'm not, not really. I wasn't exactly blindsided by him asking me to move out for awhile.

[catchacold]

Good timing then, even if you didn't expect to move quite that far.

Guess if nothing else, this place has opportunities.

[socialactivillain]

Moving to another universe does feel a little bit like overkill, now that you mention it, intentional or not.

Opportunities. Yeah, that's an interesting way of putting it.

[catchacold]

Presumably you'll get back eventually. I'm still not sure whether that's a good or bad thing, mostly offers lack of permanence.

But some people here aren't that bad, so there's that.

[socialactivillain]

Well, at least I'm not in any big hurry to get back home. If it happens, it happens. If not, that's okay for now, too.

Making new friends?

[catchacold]

Oh yeah. My new approach is to find people that don't just stop to stare at my face every now and then.

[socialactivillain]

We're not that bad.

[catchacold]

Whatever you say. Used to be I could just assume someone likes the view if they keep staring. Now it's Mick not getting over my jeans.