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[airshow]

No, not really, but, y'know, I figured we could do something if you wanted to. Unless you had other plans, or don't feel like accompanying the handsomest man alive and his small horse friend on your birthday, which, I dunno why you'd want anything else.

[socialactivillain]

Hey, I didn't even realize it was my birthday until you and Poptart showed up. So no, I'm pretty free.

[airshow]

There's a concert in the park or something [ it's not like he looked it up!!! ] if you wanna check that out?

[socialactivillain]

That'd be great, actually. Are we bringing Poptart?

[airshow]

Well, yeah! I have him for the whole day!

[socialactivillain]

I hope he likes whatever band is playing, then.

[airshow]

I'm sure he'll like it almost half as much as you. Shall we?

[socialactivillain]

Lead the way.

[airshow]

Should I offer you my arm?

[ HAHA HE'S HILARIOUS ]

[socialactivillain]

[ Well, Piper laughs at least. Oh James, you and your weird jokes! ]

No, but I'll take Poptart's reins, if you want?

[airshow]

If you want. [ He holds them out; the pony tosses his head. ] He's your birthday horse.

[socialactivillain]

[ Piper sets a hand on the side of Poptart's neck and takes the reins, following James down the sidewalk. ]

You know, I've never had a birthday horse before.

[airshow]

I thought all rich kids got birthday horses.

[socialactivillain]

Maybe, but not this one.

[airshow]

I could get you thirtysomething more to make up for it!

[socialactivillain]

Thirty-something ponies might not get along so well with the chinchilla.

[airshow]

Why's that? They're all vegetarians.

[socialactivillain]

Some of them are big vegetarians with stompy feet, though.

[airshow]

So that just makes it a challenge.