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[airshow]

What? No! God, no, no, he's a rental. I took him to a bar for my birthday.

[socialactivillain]

Oh, thank god.







Wait, you took a pony to a bar?

[airshow]

Of course! What, was I supposed to leave him all by himself while I went out partying?

[socialactivillain]

What bar let you bring a pony in?

[airshow]

Tiki place down by the beach. I put the whole thing under Len's name. Don't tell him! I want him to find out naturally. That was my birthday present to me.

Now get over here and pet the horse.

[socialactivillain]

[ He rolls his eyes, but can't help a laugh as he runs a hand down Poptart's neck. ]

Well, it sounds like you had a good birthday. And since that was months ago, maybe you won't get frostbite anywhere unpleasant.

[airshow]

It'll be worth it as long as I can see the look on his face.

[socialactivillain]

I'll remind you that you said that when you're having a finger amputated.

[airshow]

[ HAH HAH HAH . . . internal scream. ]

I'll get a cool robot finger to replace it.

[socialactivillain]

One that spits out a little flag that says "BANG" on it when you fingergun?

[airshow]

Exactly. Actually, if you have a sec, we could do it right now...

[socialactivillain]

What, amputate your finger?

[airshow]

You make it sound so appealing.

[ Fingerwiggle. ]

[socialactivillain]

It's hard not to.

[ He scritches his fingers through Poptart's mane. ]

So, did you get me anything other than a rental pony and a weird conversation about your finger?

[airshow]

No, not really, but, y'know, I figured we could do something if you wanted to. Unless you had other plans, or don't feel like accompanying the handsomest man alive and his small horse friend on your birthday, which, I dunno why you'd want anything else.

[socialactivillain]

Hey, I didn't even realize it was my birthday until you and Poptart showed up. So no, I'm pretty free.

[airshow]

There's a concert in the park or something [ it's not like he looked it up!!! ] if you wanna check that out?

[socialactivillain]

That'd be great, actually. Are we bringing Poptart?

[airshow]

Well, yeah! I have him for the whole day!

[socialactivillain]

I hope he likes whatever band is playing, then.

[airshow]

I'm sure he'll like it almost half as much as you. Shall we?

[socialactivillain]

Lead the way.

[airshow]

Should I offer you my arm?

[ HAHA HE'S HILARIOUS ]

[socialactivillain]

[ Well, Piper laughs at least. Oh James, you and your weird jokes! ]

No, but I'll take Poptart's reins, if you want?

[airshow]

If you want. [ He holds them out; the pony tosses his head. ] He's your birthday horse.