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[airshow]

COME 2 FRONT YARD
V V V V V V V V V IMPORTANT EMERGENCY

[socialactivillain]

If something's on fire, put it out before Mick sees.
I'm on my way.

[airshow]

NOTHING'S ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS GREAT

[socialactivillain]

[ He's bringing one of the many fire extinguishers, just in case. ]

[airshow]

[ Well SCREW YOU FOR BEING PARANOID, because James is crouched on the lawn with his arm slung over a fat pony. The pony is wearing a party hat. James is also wearing a party hat. He is holding a third party hat. ]

Iiiiit's someone's biiiirthdaaaaaaaaay!

[socialactivillain]

...What. Wait, is it— [ He pauses, counting days in his head. ] Oh. Huh, I didn't even realize it.

[airshow]

You're kidding me. Who doesn't realize that kind of thing? Poptart remembered.

[ James pats the pony on his cheek. He nickers. ]

[socialactivillain]

Poptart?

[airshow]

My birthday buddy! Say hi, Poptart. Sit. Shake. Roll over.

[ Poptart does none of those things. Poptart eats grass. ]

He's a work in progress.

[socialactivillain]

...Did you buy me a pony for my birthday?

[airshow]

What? No! God, no, no, he's a rental. I took him to a bar for my birthday.

[socialactivillain]

Oh, thank god.







Wait, you took a pony to a bar?

[airshow]

Of course! What, was I supposed to leave him all by himself while I went out partying?

[socialactivillain]

What bar let you bring a pony in?

[airshow]

Tiki place down by the beach. I put the whole thing under Len's name. Don't tell him! I want him to find out naturally. That was my birthday present to me.

Now get over here and pet the horse.

[socialactivillain]

[ He rolls his eyes, but can't help a laugh as he runs a hand down Poptart's neck. ]

Well, it sounds like you had a good birthday. And since that was months ago, maybe you won't get frostbite anywhere unpleasant.

[airshow]

It'll be worth it as long as I can see the look on his face.

[socialactivillain]

I'll remind you that you said that when you're having a finger amputated.

[airshow]

[ HAH HAH HAH . . . internal scream. ]

I'll get a cool robot finger to replace it.

[socialactivillain]

One that spits out a little flag that says "BANG" on it when you fingergun?

[airshow]

Exactly. Actually, if you have a sec, we could do it right now...

[socialactivillain]

What, amputate your finger?

[airshow]

You make it sound so appealing.

[ Fingerwiggle. ]

[socialactivillain]

It's hard not to.

[ He scritches his fingers through Poptart's mane. ]

So, did you get me anything other than a rental pony and a weird conversation about your finger?

[airshow]

No, not really, but, y'know, I figured we could do something if you wanted to. Unless you had other plans, or don't feel like accompanying the handsomest man alive and his small horse friend on your birthday, which, I dunno why you'd want anything else.